Liveblogging the Grammys: Hour Three

10 oh god, why is kid rock on stage? Oh, I get the "female friend"
joke..he's with Kelly Smith, a woman who's "old". Obviously they'd
never kick it. Cuz she's old. Get it? Old ladies. Implying they do
it. Funny. The best part is she doesn't look like she's much older
than him. She sounds great. He sounds for shit . Why does he still
have a career??

1003 so are foo fighters gonna beat bruce for rock album? Yes, they
are. Maybe I should get this album, that song's catchy. Ew, Dave
Grohl hugged Kid Rock. Go wash. Wow, Pat Smear got old. Why did I
not know he was that tall? Is he wearing lifts in his shoes?

1010 is this a geico/thriller anniversary x-over add? No, it's for
Sobe's Vitamin Water bite. Christ.

1011 Stevie Wonder has won 25 grammys. That's a lot of Grammys.

1014. "No one" sounds like a Shampoo commercial waiting to happen.
Also: That's an ill-conceived outfit. What hath American Apparel
wrought? Leather-look lycra stirrup pants with a blouse-y, loose
hannukah-gelt wrapper top. It looks like it was a tunic that was
cropped above the hip…and just when you think things are as low energy
as possible "ladies and gentleme: John Mayer". Ew, now he's singing.
Get off the stage!

10:17 Dave Stewart??? Also, no one laughed at Ringo's joke that
"from this safe distance" the audience looked "Fab." It came across
mean!


10:20 Kanye STILL has the glasses on. Bless him

1030 Taylor Swift looks like a piece of taffy someone stretched out. It’s a little unnerving what they do to these girls…FINALLY Rhianna wins. Oh, and she looks cute in that blue dress!


1040 Oh, Jericho came back because the fans demanded it, did it? Not because of…oh, I dunno…The STRIKE?

1041 Oh good, its finally Amy. She looks both scarier and more together than I feared. Oh, she’s actually doing rehab. Wow. This is something. She is THIN. Nice ending. Oh, I teared up a little. The little white girl in front of nameless POCs backing up and providing some kind of visual credibility wigs me out, tho


1047 Grammy has never looked better than…Tony Bennett? DO they have to be so patronizing to everyone over 50?

1050 oh, Amy won record of the year and she’s crying. Now I’m crying.